oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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