38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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