how can u be prego again
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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