Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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