the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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