the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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