Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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