I'm really into asian looking animals
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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