Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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