As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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