I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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