I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize