So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I smell stomach acid.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
we should paint friendship bongs
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