Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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