You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
A bitchslap is in order.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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