Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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