Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Drunk is not a location!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
