Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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