I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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