i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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