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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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