Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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