PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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