oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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