The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i wish my penis had a tongue
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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