You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I AM VODKA MAN
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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