what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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