Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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