Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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