i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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