My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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