Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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