Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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