I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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