Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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