I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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