My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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