he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You dont lie about slip and slides
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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