yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm always down for nudity.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
