you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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