There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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