ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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