Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
