Sponge bath it is.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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