My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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