I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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