K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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