I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I take back everything I said about communal showers
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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