i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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