she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.