So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.