why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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