Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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