Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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