well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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