talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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