my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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